Description
A soft, dependable tee for people who like their humor dry and their message clear. The classic crew-neck silhouette sits comfortably through long days and lazy weekends, while the back print reads like a wry one-liner: “Adam & Eve: The First People To Not Read The Apple Terms & Conditions.” It’s the sort of shirt that sparks a quick laugh in line for coffee or at a backyard cookout — effortless, low-fuss, and quietly clever. Built to wash and wear for seasons, it becomes a go-to when you want to be relaxed but still say something. Wear it to casual meetups, tech meet-and-greets, or on slow Sunday afternoons when sarcasm feels like the right outfit choice.
Product features
– Durable medium-weight cotton (180 g/m²) that holds print detail and keeps shape.
– Tubular knit body with no side seams for a clean, comfortable fit.
– Ribbed, elastic crew collar and shoulder tape to prevent stretching over time.
– Dual printing: crisp DTF on sleeves/neck label and DTG for main artwork.
– OEKO-TEX® certified, ethically sourced US cotton with tear-away label for comfort.
Care instructions
– Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
– Do not iron
– Do not dryclean
– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
– Tumble dry: low heat













































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