Copy of Funny ‘Don’t Hoard. Even Noah Took Only Two Of Each’ Tee

Description

This classic cotton tee carries a wry, conversational message on the back — “Don’t Hoard. Even Noah Took Only Two Of Each.” It sits relaxed and simple against a medium-weight, smooth cotton fabric that holds print detail crisply. Wear it when you want to make people smile in grocery lines, at small gatherings, or out on errands. The understated front keeps things low-key; the back delivers the joke with clean, legible type. Breathable, responsibly sourced cotton and a tear-away label keep the comfort honest, while reinforced shoulders and a ribbed collar keep the shape through repeated washes.

Product features
– 100% cotton solid colors — medium-weight 180 g/m² fabric for year-round comfort
– Tubular, seamless body with shoulder tape for better fit and reduced fabric waste
– Direct-to-Garment and Direct-to-Film printing for crisp, durable text
– Tear-away label and ribbed knit collar for itch-free, long-lasting wear
– OEKO-TEX® certified; ethically sourced US cotton and compliant with safety standards

Care instructions
– Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
– Do not iron
– Do not dryclean
– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
– Tumble dry: low heat